This is just advice

这只是个建议

Listen if you will

想听你就听

Every single day you're liquor sipping when you chill

每天当你无所事事你就喝酒

Livin’ with your parents

和父母住在一起

Never chip in for the bills

无需分担家用

You need to scrub the dirty dishes in their kitchen off

你应该去厨房帮忙洗完

FOR REAL!!!

说真的！

This is just your life

这是你的人生

Listen if you want

想听你就听

Don’t just spend your whole day on the sofa hittin’ blunts

不要只是整天坐在沙发上抽大麻

You are in the back of the line right now

你已经吊车尾了

Gotta progress Gotta move Gotta work

要前进，要行动，要工作

So we can get you to the front

这样你才能到前面来

Put the nuggets down

把鸡蛋放下

Put some veggies on your plate

多吃点蔬菜

Exercise a bit

要去锻炼

Feel incredible and great

这样感觉会很好

You're addicted to your iPhone

你离不开手机

Saying that you're lonely

说明你很寂寞

Used to speak in English

以前说英语

Now the language is Emoji

现在都是表情符号代替

Be on time to work

上班别迟到

Don’t upset your boss

别让老板发飙

Every single day you gotta brush your teeth and floss

每天都要保持口腔清洁

IF You Can Get Eight hours of sleep at night

如果可以晚上要睡八个小时

Or mentally you'll be lost

不然你精神会不好

Consume a lot of food and water before you go drink lots of alcohol

去喝酒前你要多吃事物多喝水

Or you'll be puking in the sink

要不然你会吐在洗手池里

Break ups really freaking hurt

分手很心痛

Let me mention

所以我要告诉你

Before you fall in love

在你恋爱之前

Know the person’s intentions

最好摸清他的意图

Listen to this twice

我再说一遍

This is just your life

这就是你的人生

Even if you're not religious

就算你不信教

Live it like you're Christ

也要活的像耶稣

Gotta just accept

必须接受

That there will be days

人生总有时候

Where you wake up feeling crappy

一觉醒来感觉很低落

It don’t matter

别在意

Make it your mission to be nice

就当是人生的一次试炼

Look kids, i know that adulthood is a little scary.

孩子们，我知道长大有点可怕

But trust me, follow these words and you’ll be just fine.

但相信我，按照我说的去做就没问题了

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